Mess, Tailor, Soldier, Spy Haiku Contest Those who win Introduced!

This won’t come nearly near to matching the poetry observed throughout a week ago’s Mess, Tailor, Soldier, Spy premiere giveaway contest (or even the tense, masterful symphony from the film itself, chock-filled with your preferred British thesps and “Pillow lipped chameleons”), but: “Thanks to any or all who performed/With odes to Mess, Tailor…/Those who win following the jump!” Champion to the three those who win, whose lyrical haikus instantly evoked the careers and skills of Mess, Tailor stars Tom Sturdy, Gary Oldman, and Colin Firth: “Gorgeous Tom Sturdy Pillow Lipped Chameleon Makes All Films Better” — Meg “Old guy Dracula risen from the vicious Sid -one Sirius dark night” — David Raines “English Thespian: Mr. Darcy, Bridget’s guy- Please, don’t sing again.” — Michael Ventimiglia Those who win happen to be approached via email regarding how to get their prize tickets. Extra points for saying your haikus for their subjects in the premiere, held Tuesday December 7 in Hollywood.